What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

How can I move on from my ex?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

How do I beat domestic battery charges against my covert narcissist husband who is lying and playing the victim?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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